Yes, well... The center of town needed a facelift.

Haruhi, you are most definitely not allowed to have Yuugi sleep in your bed. He can sleep on a futon on your floor, provided you keep the door open.

It's a most generous compromise.

My dear friend's recent love troubles have left me feeling a little depressed myself. Such fine upstanding young men, and good role models for our dear Haruhi- more so Maes than Roy; I still haven't forgotten the day she came home and asked if what Uncle Roy had said about the Birds and the Bees was true. 

I'm sure though that they'll cheer up soon. After all, I hear they spent a whole night devoted to offering one another manly comfort.

I am hoping Roy will be able to come over tomorrow, at which point we will be able to ask him-

THUD! CRASH! BOOM!

Alex!

I heard, I'll go check it out right now.

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